Funny Lineman Shirt | Football Practice Tee | Offensive Defensive Line Game Day Shirt | BUILT FOR CONTACT NOT CARDIO

For the football players whose idea of conditioning is walking back to the huddle after flattening somebody.

This “Built For Contact (Not Cardio)” football shirt was made for the linemen, trench monsters, and contact-first athletes who know speed is optional but violence is forever. Featuring distressed vintage lettering with a gritty mirrored lineman silhouette, this design brings heavyweight football energy with just enough sarcasm to make the skill positions uncomfortable.

Perfect for offensive linemen, defensive linemen, football camps, lifting sessions, practice days, game day fits, and anyone personally victimized by conditioning drills.

Printed on a premium Comfort Colors tee with a soft broken-in feel, relaxed unisex fit, and bold game day style built for the trenches.

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B U I L T - F O R :
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High school football players

Linemen & trench monsters

Friday night lights

Team dinners & game day fits

Football workouts

Offseason lifting

Players who know ball

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S I Z I N G - D E T A I L S :
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S – Width: 18 ¼ in | Length: 26 ⅝ in

M – Width: 20 ¼ in | Length: 28 in

L – Width: 22 in | Length: 29 ⅜ in

XL – Width: 24 in | Length: 30 ¾ in

2XL – Width: 26 in | Length: 31 ⅝ in

3XL – Width: 27 in | Length: 32 ½ in

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S H I R T - D E T A I L S :
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• Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed t-shirt
• Relaxed unisex fit
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
• Pre-shrunk cotton to help maintain size and shape
• Double-needle stitching for durability
• High-quality DTF printed design 

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⚠️C O P Y R I G H T - N O T I C E :
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(Because We're Not Quiet Off The Field Either)

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Yes, that includes the original creative layout.
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5/21/26